I facebooked your mom - calling your mom a flirt and saying she’s probably a dirty o

calling your mom a flirt and saying she’s probably a dirty old broad

I Facebooked your mom because she’s a dirty old broad with a face like a porn star.

Your mom got Facebooked by me, and now she’s asking why you’re failing math.

I Facebooked your mom, and now she’s telling me your secrets.