I facebooked your mom

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a mean way to say your mom is a huge flirt and probably a total whore

I Facebooked your mom because she’s got a face like a whore and a body like a milf.

You said I Facebooked your mom? I didn’t say it, your friend did.

I Facebooked your mom, and now she’s texting me about your grades.

calling your mom a flirt and saying she’s probably a dirty old broad

I Facebooked your mom because she’s a dirty old broad with a face like a porn star.

Your mom got Facebooked by me, and now she’s asking why you’re failing math.

I Facebooked your mom, and now she’s telling me your secrets.

a rude way to say your mom is a flirt and a total slag

I Facebooked your mom, and she’s now my new best friend and my new favorite slag.

You said I Facebooked your mom? I swear I only did it because she looked like a slag.

I Facebooked your mom, and now she’s giving me her number and telling me your secrets.