I eat more than I shit a lot. - You stuff your face so much you could poop a cow. Used when

You stuff your face so much you could poop a cow. Used when you’re killing everyone in Call of Duty and still have time to grab a snack.

I ate three burgers before the match and still won. My guts are stronger than your brain.

I didn’t even need to drink water, my stomach was already full of victory.

I ate so much I had to take a break just to breathe.