I eat more than I shit a lot.

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You stuff your face so much you could poop a cow. Used when you’re killing everyone in Call of Duty and still have time to grab a snack.

I ate three burgers before the match and still won. My guts are stronger than your brain.

I didn’t even need to drink water, my stomach was already full of victory.

I ate so much I had to take a break just to breathe.

You eat like a beast and shit like a baby. Used when you’re dominating in Call of Duty and your opponent is crying because they lost.

I ate so much I could’ve won the game by myself. You just lost because you’re weak.

I had a pizza, a burger, and a drink before the match. You barely had time to breathe.

I was so full I could’ve taken a nap during the match. You were too busy screaming.

You eat like a pig and shit like a king. Used when you're annihilating in Call of Duty and your opponent is just a sad little rat.

I ate so much I could’ve taken over the game. You’re just a sad little rat who lost.

I had enough food to last me through the whole match and still had time to laugh at you.

I was so full I could’ve beaten you with my bare hands. You just lost because you’re weak.