I eat more than I shit a lot. - You eat like a beast and shit like a baby. Used when you’re

You eat like a beast and shit like a baby. Used when you’re dominating in Call of Duty and your opponent is crying because they lost.

I ate so much I could’ve won the game by myself. You just lost because you’re weak.

I had a pizza, a burger, and a drink before the match. You barely had time to breathe.

I was so full I could’ve taken a nap during the match. You were too busy screaming.