i eat babies - Saying I eat babies is like saying you’re the boss of everyt

Saying I eat babies is like saying you’re the boss of everything and you’ll crush anyone who gets in your way.

I eat babies when I beat you in a video game and then log off.

I eat babies because I beat you in a rap battle and you couldn’t even rhyme.

I eat babies when I get a perfect score on a test and you barely passed.