i eat babies

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I eat babies means you’re so wild and crazy you’d chew up a baby just for fun.

I eat babies when I beat you in Fortnite with 10 kills and no deaths.

I eat babies because I ate your last pizza slice and it was still warm.

I eat babies every time I drop a 100 on a math test and you get a 50.

Saying I eat babies is like saying you’re the boss of everything and you’ll crush anyone who gets in your way.

I eat babies when I beat you in a video game and then log off.

I eat babies because I beat you in a rap battle and you couldn’t even rhyme.

I eat babies when I get a perfect score on a test and you barely passed.

I eat babies means you literally swallow babies whole and you don’t care if they scream.

I eat babies when I eat my little brother’s snack and he cries.

I eat babies when I swallow a whole candy bar and it was still in the wrapper.

I eat babies when I eat my friend’s sandwich and he didn’t even know I was hungry.

I eat babies means you’re so angry you could chew up a baby and not even blink.

I eat babies when I fail a test and I throw my pencil at the teacher.

I eat babies when I get grounded and I scream at my mom.

I eat babies when I lose my favorite toy and I cry for hours.