I don't want to say this, but
A warning you give before you say something that will make someone’s face go from happy to horrified, because you're just that kind of person.
I don't want to say this, but your dog pooped on the floor again.
I don't want to say this, but your face is like a melted candle.
I don't want to say this, but your laugh is like a rusty door creaking.
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