I don't want to say this, but

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A fancy way of saying you’re about to drop a bomb on someone because you can’t keep your mouth shut and you’re either a total jerk or you’re telling the truth.

I don't want to say this, but you look like a raccoon that lost a fight.

I don't want to say this, but your math test was worse than my ex’s crying face.

I don't want to say this, but your pants are on backwards and no one is impressed.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A lie you tell yourself before you unleash the worst thing you can think of to hurt someone, because you're a mean person with a loose mouth.

I don't want to say this, but your singing is like a dying goat on a rollercoaster.

I don't want to say this, but your hair looks like it was attacked by a raccoon.

I don't want to say this, but your pizza was so bad it should be exiled.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A warning you give before you say something that will make someone’s face go from happy to horrified, because you're just that kind of person.

I don't want to say this, but your dog pooped on the floor again.

I don't want to say this, but your face is like a melted candle.

I don't want to say this, but your laugh is like a rusty door creaking.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fake excuse you use so you can say something really mean, and you're either lying or telling the truth and you're both a jerk and a genius.

I don't want to say this, but your spelling is like a drunk kid at a keyboard.

I don't want to say this, but your face is like a used napkin.

I don't want to say this, but your voice is like a dying toaster.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're about to say something that will make someone’s day worse, and you're either a total idiot or you're just being real.

I don't want to say this, but your math skills are like a kid who doesn't know what 2+2 is.

I don't want to say this, but your face looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

I don't want to say this, but your laugh is like a rusty door creaking.

by Slangipedia 11d ago