I don't think im ready for a realtionship - You use this when you're pretending to be cool but you're re

You use this when you're pretending to be cool but you're really just too dumb to handle a real relationship

She wants to move in. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She asks if I want to be her boyfriend. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She brings her dog to my house. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'