I don't think im ready for a realtionship

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You say this when you're too lazy to commit and you're also too scared to get dumped by someone who already thinks you're a waste of oxygen

Girlfriend: 'We should be together forever.' Me: 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She texts me a 300-word love letter. I reply with 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She proposes. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

You use this when you're pretending to be cool but you're really just too dumb to handle a real relationship

She wants to move in. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She asks if I want to be her boyfriend. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She brings her dog to my house. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

You say this when you're too selfish to think about anyone but yourself and you're also too dumb to realize you're being a total jerk

She wants to go to the movies every night. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She wants to have kids. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'

She gives me a gift card. I say, 'I don't think I'm ready for a relationship.'