I don't speak russian I speak soviet - What I say when I’m in Russia and I’m too tired to be polite

What I say when I’m in Russia and I’m too tired to be polite and too mad to be smart

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not tired, I’m just being a menace.

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not mad, I’m just being dramatic.

I don’t speak Russian, I speak Soviet, and I’m not being a menace, I’m just being a legend.