i don't speak english - Your go-to line when someone tries to start a conversation a

Your go-to line when someone tries to start a conversation and you're too tired to even pretend you're listening

I don’t speak English, I speak ‘I’m too tired to be polite’.

This person is like my alarm clock at 6 a. m.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking a nap in my head.