I Don't Shit - When you’re so disinterested you’d rather stare at a wall fo

When you’re so disinterested you’d rather stare at a wall for hours than listen to someone talk.

My friend asked me to go to the movies. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My crush asked me to be their boyfriend. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I had to do a presentation. I said, 'I don't shit.'