Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is when you're so lazy and unimpressed you'd rather dig a hole and live in it than listen to someone's nonsense.

My boss said I need to work late. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My mom tried to tell me I'd fail my test. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My friend asked for advice. I said, 'I don't shit.'

2

You say this when you're too busy being a human version of a drain to care what someone else thinks.

My crush asked me out. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher told me I was failing. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My friend asked me to help with homework. I said, 'I don't shit.'

3

When you're so bored and unmotivated you'd rather eat a sock than do your job.

My boss made me do extra work. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My friend asked me to go to the mall. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher told me to do my assignment. I said, 'I don't shit.'

4

This is when you’re so apathetic you don’t even care if you end up in a dumpster.

My mom said I'd get in trouble. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My crush broke up with me. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I'd fail. I said, 'I don't shit.'

5

This is when you’re so tired of caring that you’d rather just lie down and never wake up again.

My friend asked me to hang out. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My boss said I needed to come in early. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I needed to do extra credit. I said, 'I don't shit.'

6

You say this when you want to avoid doing something so bad it makes your life a nightmare.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My boss said I had to work overtime. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I had to do a project. I said, 'I don't shit.'

7

When you’re so disinterested you’d rather stare at a wall for hours than listen to someone talk.

My friend asked me to go to the movies. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My crush asked me to be their boyfriend. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I had to do a presentation. I said, 'I don't shit.'