I Don't Shit - This is when you’re so tired of caring that you’d rather jus

This is when you’re so tired of caring that you’d rather just lie down and never wake up again.

My friend asked me to hang out. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My boss said I needed to come in early. I said, 'I don't shit.'

My teacher said I needed to do extra credit. I said, 'I don't shit.'