I don't shit a fuck - You’re so unbothered you might as well be dead. Your lack of

You’re so unbothered you might as well be dead. Your lack of care is so strong it could make a zombie cry.

My neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and kept mowing.

My best friend told me she was moving and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and played Fortnite.

My teacher called me out for talking and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and flipped my hair.