I don't shit a fuck

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This is like saying you don’t even care enough to poop on their bad opinions. You’re so lazy you just let their nonsense float by like a fart in a windstorm.
When my crush asked me out and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and walked away.
My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and kept eating.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and drew a cat on the test.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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You’re so uninterested in their drama it’s like you’re sitting on a throne of indifference. You don’t even bother to stink up the room with their problems.
My friend cried about her crush and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and texted my dog.
My dad asked me why I didn’t clean my room and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and played video games.
My teacher gave me a detention and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and bit my pencil.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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You’re so unbothered you might as well be dead. Your lack of care is so strong it could make a zombie cry.
My neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and kept mowing.
My best friend told me she was moving and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and played Fortnite.
My teacher called me out for talking and I said 'I don't shit a fuck' and flipped my hair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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