I don’t see how that’s any of your business.
The laziest way to shut someone up and make them feel like a doofus.
You: 'Why are you late?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.'
You ask if they stole your lunch. They say it's none of your business. You're confused. They're smug.
You: 'Why did you fail the test?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.' You: 'You failed the test!' Them: 'Still not your business.'