I don’t see how that’s any of your business.

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The laziest way to shut someone up and make them feel like a doofus.
You: 'Why are you late?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.'
You ask if they stole your lunch. They say it's none of your business. You're confused. They're smug.
You: 'Why did you fail the test?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.' You: 'You failed the test!' Them: 'Still not your business.'
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A magical phrase that makes people stop talking, like you cast a spell on them.
Your mom asks why you're crying. You say it's none of her business. She walks away confused.
You get caught eating your teacher's eraser. You say it's none of their business. They don’t believe you.
You get asked why you’re wearing socks in the pool. You say it's none of their business. They laugh at you.
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A way to say you’re too dumb to understand why someone is asking you a question.
You: 'Why are you wearing a hat inside?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.' You: 'It’s on your head!' Them: 'Still not your business.'
You ask why they’re screaming in the hallway. They say it's none of your business. You’re now screaming with them.
You: 'Why did you punch my friend?' Them: 'I don’t see how that’s any of your business.' You: 'He’s your friend!' Them: 'Still not your business.'
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