i don't remember - what you say when your brain is taking a nap and your memory

what you say when your brain is taking a nap and your memory is out getting a tattoo and a second job

'I don't remember signing that contract.' (He was now a part-time employee at a pizza place.)

'I don't remember saying I'd do that.' (He had a tattoo on his forehead.)

'I don't remember borrowing your phone.' (He had a full plate of food and a job.)