I don’t remember our rent being due
This phrase means you're so broke you think your landlord is gonna kick you out. It’s like you’re begging for money, acting like you’re about to be homeless.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just tried to pay rent with a $5 bill and a promise.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a girl who’s eating cereal for dinner and still crying.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just tried to barter a used sock for cash.