I don’t remember our rent being due

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This phrase is used when someone is acting like they're about to get evicted because they’re desperate for cash. It’s like they’re begging, stealing, or working so hard you think they’re gonna drop dead.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just stole a chicken from the grocery store.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who’s working three jobs and still crying in the bathroom.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a kid who’s trying to pay for pizza with a paper clip.
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This phrase means you're so broke you think your landlord is gonna kick you out. It’s like you’re begging for money, acting like you’re about to be homeless.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just tried to pay rent with a $5 bill and a promise.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a girl who’s eating cereal for dinner and still crying.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just tried to barter a used sock for cash.
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This sentence is like a cry for help from someone who’s out of money and thinks they’re gonna be thrown out on the street. They’re probably screaming, crying, or even trying to bribe a neighbor.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who’s begging for money at the mall.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a kid who’s trying to pay for a snack with a quarter.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just gave his dog’s food to the landlord.
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When you say this, you're acting like you're about to be thrown out of your house because you're so broke. It's like you're screaming, begging, or even threatening your landlord.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just threatened his landlord with a spoon.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a girl who’s eating bread for dinner and still begging.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just asked his neighbor for a loan and got a sock in return.
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This phrase means you’re so broke you’re acting like you're going to be evicted. It's like you're screaming, crying, or even stealing just to get money.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just stole a pizza from the delivery guy.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a kid who’s eating cereal and still begging for money.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just cried in front of the landlord.
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