I don’t remember our rent being due
This phrase means you’re so broke you’re acting like you're going to be evicted. It's like you're screaming, crying, or even stealing just to get money.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a man who just stole a pizza from the delivery guy.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a kid who’s eating cereal and still begging for money.
"I don’t remember our rent being due", said by a guy who just cried in front of the landlord.