I don't need a present
A lie your friend tells you because they’re cheap and don’t want to spend money but you’re still gonna get them something because you’re nice.
'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a watch
'I don't need a present', but you're still going to buy them something because you're nice
'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because you're a sucker
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