I don't need a present

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What you say when you're getting a gift and your friend is too lazy to care but you're still going to get them something because they're annoying.

'I don't need a present', but you're already buying me a PS5

'I don't need a present', but you're still gonna buy me lunch

'I don't need a present', but you're gonna buy me a gift anyway because I'm your best friend

A lie your friend tells you because they’re cheap and don’t want to spend money but you’re still gonna get them something because you’re nice.

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a watch

'I don't need a present', but you're still going to buy them something because you're nice

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because you're a sucker

What you say when you're getting a gift and your friend is too dumb to realize they’re getting something for free.

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift anyway because they're dumb

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because they're clueless

'I don't need a present', but you're buying them a gift because they're a brainless idiot