I don't make the rules; I just break 'em
Your partner in crime is a phony who acts like he’s not a criminal so he can rip you off without getting caught, or getting beat up.
He acted like he was a teacher so he could steal my math test answers and my mom’s phone.
He dressed up like an office worker to rob my dad’s company and my dad’s patience.
He pretended to be a librarian so he could take my books and my brain.