I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

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A fancy way of saying your partner in crime is a fake good guy who acts like he follows rules so he can steal your snacks, your secrets, and your dignity.
My buddy pretended to be a cop so he could steal my pizza and my mom's credit card.
He worked at the bank like he was a nice guy, but he was really stealing my college fund.
He faked being a soldier just to take my lunch money and my dreams.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your partner in crime is a phony who acts like he’s not a criminal so he can rip you off without getting caught, or getting beat up.
He acted like he was a teacher so he could steal my math test answers and my mom’s phone.
He dressed up like an office worker to rob my dad’s company and my dad’s patience.
He pretended to be a librarian so he could take my books and my brain.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your partner in crime is a lying, sneaky, backstabbing, snitch who acts like he’s on your side just so he can take your stuff and your soul.
He said he was my friend so he could steal my money and my future.
He pretended to be my neighbor so he could steal my dog and my silence.
He acted like he was my cousin so he could steal my inheritance and my sanity.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your partner in crime is a fake rule-follower who really just wants to take your money, your time, and your good sense.
He said he was a waiter so he could steal my tip and my last brain cell.
He worked at the post office like he was a nice guy, but he stole my mail and my mind.
He acted like a teacher so he could steal my grades and my respect.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your partner in crime is a fake employee who works at a place just so he can steal your money, your snacks, and your peace of mind.
He worked at the store like he was a real person, but he stole my cookies and my patience.
He said he was my boss so he could steal my paycheck and my dreams.
He dressed up like a manager to steal my job and my joy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Your partner in crime is a poser who acts like he follows the rules just so he can steal your stuff, your time, and your self-respect.
He pretended to be my friend so he could steal my cash and my confidence.
He acted like a cop to steal my car and my freedom.
He said he was a teacher to steal my grades and my pride.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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