I don't like to shit in my own front yard
Don’t be a dumbass in your own backyard. If you’re gonna be a mess, mess someone else up.
He got into a fight with his brother right in front of the school. Now everyone knows his business.
She showed up at the grocery store in her underwear. Now the whole store knows her business.
He got caught peeing on the sidewalk. Now the whole block smells like a pee party.