I don't like to shit in my own front yard

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You live here. You gotta keep your street clean. If you act like a dumbass, do it somewhere else. Don't make your own block look like a toilet.

My cousin got caught doing a line of coke on the corner. Now the whole block knows his business.

She showed up at the party in her pajamas. That’s not a fashion statement, that’s a crime.

He got into a fight with his mom in the driveway. Now the whole neighborhood hears it every time the trash truck comes.

Don’t be a stupid fool in your own neighborhood. If you’re gonna be a mess, mess up someone else’s place.

He got kicked out of the store for eating the muffins. Now he’s eating them in the park.

She pulled up in her car and started screaming at the mailman. Now he’s the neighborhood’s official troublemaker.

He got caught smoking weed in the front yard. Now the whole block smells like a weed party.

Don’t be a dumbass in your own backyard. If you’re gonna be a mess, mess someone else up.

He got into a fight with his brother right in front of the school. Now everyone knows his business.

She showed up at the grocery store in her underwear. Now the whole store knows her business.

He got caught peeing on the sidewalk. Now the whole block smells like a pee party.