I don't have time for this Lance
Saying 'I don't have time for this Lance' is just a fancy way of saying he's too lazy to admit he's a f***ing mess.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to binge-watch 5 episodes of a show he hates.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he was able to text his mom 10 times in a row.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his dog about the best snack.