I don't have time for this Lance

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When a guy says he doesn't have time for this Lance, he's usually lying and just too scared to face his feelings.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he was already watching the same TikTok 3 times.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had 2 hours to text his ex and complain about his pizza.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he stayed up until 3 AM playing Fortnite.
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Saying 'I don't have time for this Lance' is just a fancy way of saying he's too lazy to admit he's a f***ing mess.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to binge-watch 5 episodes of a show he hates.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he was able to text his mom 10 times in a row.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his dog about the best snack.
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When a boy says he doesn't have time for this Lance, he's just trying to avoid getting called out for being a total f***ing coward.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to complain about his math homework for 45 minutes.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to message his crush 7 times in a row.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his brother about the best video game ever.
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Saying 'I don't have time for this Lance' is just a weak excuse for not wanting to deal with his feelings.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to text his best friend about his crush.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to play 3 rounds of Fortnite.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his mom about the best pizza toppings.
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When a boy says he doesn't have time for this Lance, it's just him being too f***ing stubborn to accept the truth.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to message his crush 10 times in a row.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to complain about his math test for an hour.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his brother about who was better at Fortnite.
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Saying 'I don't have time for this Lance' is just a boy trying to be cool while being a total f***ing mess inside.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to text his crush and complain about his math homework.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to play 4 rounds of Fortnite and message his best friend.
'I don't have time for this Lance', but he had time to argue with his mom about the best pizza toppings.
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