I don't have many fucks left - I don't have many fucks left is when you're so sick of every

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so sick of everything you'd rather get a tattoo than listen to one more dumb idea

My cousin wants to rename my dog 'Sir Biscuit' and I'm done

My dad started a band and now he's asking me to be the drummer

My teacher made us do a group project with the class clown