I don't have many fucks left

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I don't have many fucks left is when you're so fed up you'd rather get hit by a truck than deal with one more stupid thing

My mom texted me 10 times about my dog eating my sister's homework

My boss just yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals

My little brother spilled spaghetti on my brand new laptop

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so tired of people's crap you'd rather scream into a pillow than talk to them

My friend called me at 3 a. m. to complain about her cat

My teacher gave me a pop quiz right after lunch

My brother stole my last slice of pizza

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so sick of everything you'd rather get a tattoo than listen to one more dumb idea

My cousin wants to rename my dog 'Sir Biscuit' and I'm done

My dad started a band and now he's asking me to be the drummer

My teacher made us do a group project with the class clown

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so worn out you'd rather fight a dragon than deal with one more dumb argument

My brother and I had a 2-hour argument over who got the last candy bar

My mom started a war between my dog and my cat

My friend forgot my birthday and now I'm mad

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so done with everything you'd rather cry in a public bathroom than take it anymore

My teacher gave me a D because I forgot my homework

My little sister drew on my wall with marker

My friend texted me 20 times about her crush

I don't have many fucks left is when you're so over it you'd rather get a root canal than listen to one more stupid comment

My teacher said I was 'disrupting the class' for talking to my friend

My brother said my dog was 'the worst dog ever'

My mom made me eat my vegetables for dinner again