i don't have a phone
A made-up reason that makes you feel like you’re the one who’s being weird for asking for a phone number.
'I don't have a phone', said by a girl who had 200 likes on her TikTok.
'I don't have a phone', after she posted 50 stories in one day.
'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her friend during your whole conversation.