i don't have a phone

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A fake excuse girls use to shut down fat guys who think they’re cool just because they have a phone.

'I don't have a phone', said by a girl who just blocked you on Instagram.

'I don't have a phone', after you asked her for her number for the 10th time.

'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her ex during your whole conversation.

A lie that makes you feel like you’re the one who’s weird for thinking a phone matters.

'I don't have a phone', said by someone who just posted 30 selfies on TikTok.

'I don't have a phone', while she was typing on her phone the whole time.

'I don't have a phone', after she texted her mom 10 times in one minute.

A magical phrase used by girls to make you feel like you’re the only one who’s ever been rejected.

'I don't have a phone', said by a girl who had 50 followers on Instagram.

'I don't have a phone', after she took 10 selfies to post online.

'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her ex during your date.

A made-up reason that makes you feel like you’re the one who’s being weird for asking for a phone number.

'I don't have a phone', said by a girl who had 200 likes on her TikTok.

'I don't have a phone', after she posted 50 stories in one day.

'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her friend during your whole conversation.

A fake story that makes you feel like you’re the only one who ever got dumped for not having a phone.

'I don't have a phone', said by someone who had 500 followers on Instagram.

'I don't have a phone', after she posted 20 selfies in one day.

'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her ex during your whole date.

A lie that makes you feel like you’re the only one who ever failed because they didn’t have a phone.

'I don't have a phone', said by a girl who had 300 likes on her TikTok.

'I don't have a phone', after she posted 10 stories in 10 minutes.

'I don't have a phone', while she was texting her best friend during your whole conversation.