I don´t have a crystal ball - What you yell when you’re stuck in the middle of a mess and

What you yell when you’re stuck in the middle of a mess and you’re too dumb to pick a side.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a life that’s falling apart like a bad pizza.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a relationship that’s going faster than a shopping cart on a downhill.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a pet that thinks I’m a toy.