I don´t have a crystal ball - What you whisper when you’re too broke, too tired, and too m

What you whisper when you’re too broke, too tired, and too mad to even pretend you’re in control.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a paycheck that’s smaller than my problems.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a job that thinks I’m a robot with a personality.

I don’t have a crystal ball, I have a friend who thinks I’m a walking disaster.