I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today - You're so laid-back you could sit in a gulag and still be fi

You're so laid-back you could sit in a gulag and still be first in line for pizza.

I'm not going to da Soviet Union today because I'm too busy being awesome.

Soviet Union? Nah. I'm gonna binge-watch my favorite show instead.

I have zero motivation. Soviet Union? That's a lot of work.