I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

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You're so relaxed you could take a nap while the Czar is having a meltdown.

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today because my coffee is still hot.

My boss said I can leave early, so I'm not going anywhere near da Soviet Union.

I'm not even gonna check my emails today. Soviet Union? Please.

You're so chill you could outlast a Russian winter in a sock.

I'm not going to da Soviet Union today because I have a hangover and a grudge.

I'd rather die than deal with da Soviet Union right now.

I'm not even gonna get out of bed. Soviet Union? What Soviet Union?

You're so laid-back you could sit in a gulag and still be first in line for pizza.

I'm not going to da Soviet Union today because I'm too busy being awesome.

Soviet Union? Nah. I'm gonna binge-watch my favorite show instead.

I have zero motivation. Soviet Union? That's a lot of work.