I don't give a holy fuck
A phrase that makes god and the devil both sigh. It's like saying 'I don't give a fuck' but with more holy power and less patience. Use it when people get too annoying or try to act like they're better than you.
'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the richest person, I still got more snacks.'
'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the best at sports, I got a better trophy.'
'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the smartest kid in class, I got a better lunch.'