I don't give a holy fuck

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A holy version of 'I don't give a fuck' that makes god and the devil both roll their eyes. Say it when someone's bragging or making your life a nightmare. It's like a slap in the face with a Bible and a pizza.

'I don't give a holy fuck if you passed the test, I failed and I'm still eating pizza.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you got the job, I got the coffee.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the best at math, I'm the best at eating tacos.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A swear that sounds like it came from a church but it's really just a mean way of telling someone to shut up. Use it when someone won't stop talking about how good they are at everything.

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the president, I still hate your speeches.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the best at video games, I beat you in the first level.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you got the last slice of pizza, I got the crust.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A phrase that makes god and the devil both sigh. It's like saying 'I don't give a fuck' but with more holy power and less patience. Use it when people get too annoying or try to act like they're better than you.

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the richest person, I still got more snacks.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the best at sports, I got a better trophy.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the smartest kid in class, I got a better lunch.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A swear that sounds like it's from a church but it's really just a mean way of saying 'I don't care.' It's like telling someone to go to hell but with more holy drama and less actual going to hell.

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the best at everything, I'm still the best at everything else.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the most popular kid, I'm still the most snacky kid.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the most annoying kid, I'm still the most snacky kid.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A phrase that's like saying 'I don't give a fuck' but with a little religion and a lot of attitude. It's used when someone is being too loud, too proud, or just too annoying.

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the loudest kid in class, I'm still the loudest kid when I'm eating.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the most proud kid in the school, I'm still the most proud kid when I'm eating.'

'I don't give a holy fuck if you're the most annoying kid in the world, I'm still the most snacky kid in the world.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago