I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck
You’re mad as hell but you’re too much of a sneaky little twat to let anyone see it.
My crush broke up with me, but I said, 'Whatever. I’m still the best at fortnite.'
My mom called me a fat slob, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.'
My dog peed on my shoes, but I said, 'He’s just being cute.'