I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

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You’re mad as hell but you’re too much of a sneaky little twat to let anyone see it.
My crush broke up with me, but I said, 'Whatever. I’m still the best at fortnite.'
My mom called me a fat slob, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.'
My dog peed on my shoes, but I said, 'He’s just being cute.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re hurting inside but you’re too proud to show it. You’re like a broken phone that still tries to work.
My best friend told me I was ugly, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at math.'
My dad yelled at me, but I said, 'Whatever. I’m still the best at video games.'
My crush said no, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at basketball.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re mad, but you’re too much of a fake tough guy to admit it. You’re like a sore loser who still thinks he’s the best.
My crush said I was annoying, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at video games.'
My teacher gave me a bad grade, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at art.'
My dog bit me, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at chess.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re fuming but you’re too much of a snarky little brat to let anyone know it.
My crush broke up with me, but I said, 'Whatever. I’m still the best at math.'
My teacher yelled at me, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at music.'
My dog peed on my bed, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at drawing.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re hurting inside, but you’re too much of a fake tough guy to let anyone know it. You’re like a sore loser who still thinks he’s the best.
My crush said I was ugly, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at video games.'
My best friend told me I was a slob, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at music.'
My teacher gave me a bad grade, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at art.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re mad as hell but you’re too much of a sneaky little twat to let anyone see it. You’re like a broken phone that still tries to work.
My dad yelled at me, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at basketball.'
My mom called me a slob, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at art.'
My dog peed on my shoes, but I said, 'I don’t care. I’m still the best at music.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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