I don't even - When you're so lazy and unimpressed, you just say 'I don't e

When you're so lazy and unimpressed, you just say 'I don't even' instead of doing anything else

I don't even. You just said 'The Fuck' to your mom.

I don't even. You tried to explain your life to a sock.

I don't even. Your dog just signed up for college.