I don't even know
A dumb phrase people use when they’re too wasted, too high, or just too stupid to think straight. It’s like saying 'I’m not even real' when you’re clearly real.
'I don’t even know where I am,' he said, still high and wearing a sock on his head.
'I don’t even know what I did,' she said, crying into her pizza.
'I don’t even know who I am,' he said, still wearing his pajamas at 2 PM.