I don't even know

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A useless way to say you're clueless, lazy, or just too high to care. It's like saying 'I’m not even alive' when you're barely breathing.

'I don't even know what you're talking about,' he said, still face-down on the floor.

'I don't even know why I came to school today,' she whispered, crying into her lunch.

'I don't even know what day it is,' he said, wearing pajamas at 3 PM.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A weak excuse for not paying attention, acting like your brain is full of jelly and your mouth is full of dirt.

'I don't even know what you just said,' he muttered, staring at his phone.

'I don't even know why I'm here,' she said, already falling asleep.

'I don't even know what time it is,' he said, still in his underwear.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A stupid phrase invented by a guy who had no life and thought he was cool. It’s used to cover up how dumb you really are.

'I don't even know what you’re talking about,' he said, still eating cereal at 11 PM.

'I don't even know why I bother,' she said, crying into her coffee.

'I don't even know what day it is,' he said, still wearing his bathrobe.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A useless line you say when you're too drunk, too tired, or just too dumb to think straight. It’s like saying 'I’m not even here' when you’re clearly everywhere.

'I don't even know what happened,' he said, still drunk at 9 AM.

'I don't even know why I'm talking to you,' she said, already bored.

'I don't even know what I did yesterday,' he said, still in pajamas.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A sneaky way to hide your confusion or your stupid joke. It’s like saying 'I’m not even confused' when you’re clearly confused.

'I don't even know what that meant,' he said, still confused.

'I don't even know why I said that,' she said, already regretting it.

'I don't even know what I’m doing,' he said, still wearing socks with sandals.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A dumb phrase people use when they’re too wasted, too high, or just too stupid to think straight. It’s like saying 'I’m not even real' when you’re clearly real.

'I don’t even know where I am,' he said, still high and wearing a sock on his head.

'I don’t even know what I did,' she said, crying into her pizza.

'I don’t even know who I am,' he said, still wearing his pajamas at 2 PM.

by Slangipedia 12d ago