I don't even know what hole to put my dick in
You’re so out of it you can’t even pick the right hole for your dick. It’s like trying to eat a sandwich with both hands tied behind your back.
After that bender, I looked at my pants and said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’
I came home with a hangover and my neighbor’s cat. I didn’t even know what hole to put my dick in.
I got lost on the way to work and my brain said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’