I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

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A fancy way of saying you're so lost or messed up you don’t know where to stick your dick. It’s like being a confused kid in a candy store with no parents.

I woke up after a 24-hour party and this phrase hit me like a brick.

My brain was so fried from the drugs I didn’t even know where my face was.

I came home and my dog was wearing my sock. I didn’t even know what hole to put my dick in.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re so out of it you can’t even pick the right hole for your dick. It’s like trying to eat a sandwich with both hands tied behind your back.

After that bender, I looked at my pants and said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’

I came home with a hangover and my neighbor’s cat. I didn’t even know what hole to put my dick in.

I got lost on the way to work and my brain said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re so messed up you can’t even figure out where to stick your dick. It’s like having a math test and not knowing what numbers are.

I had three drinks and a pizza and said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’

After that wild night, I looked at my shirt and said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’

I tried to answer the phone and my brain said, ‘I don’t even know what hole to put my dick in.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago