I don't even know what hole to put my dick in
A fancy way of saying you're so lost or messed up you don’t know where to stick your dick. It’s like being a confused kid in a candy store with no parents.
I woke up after a 24-hour party and this phrase hit me like a brick.
My brain was so fried from the drugs I didn’t even know where my face was.
I came home and my dog was wearing my sock. I didn’t even know what hole to put my dick in.